Meet Kei... ^^

[Pres]

In this blog entry, I would like to introduce everyone to a special buddy of mine:
My online alter ego, a.k.a. Kei!

[Kei]

Hi everyone... I'm Kei... Its not my actual name but everyone can just call me Kei... ^^




[Pres]

Lets start with some self intro...

[Kei]

A bandit with purple hair and blue eyes. Favourite expression is the f3 face.





[Pres]

… Err ok… What’s your age then?

[Kei]

You are the one who forgot when I was created... How would I know? If you count by level I'm currently 64... A young age for a maple character...

[Pres]

*Sweatdrops* Err... Ya... Ok... Sry la... You were created during beta testing lehz... So long ago how to rem?

Why don’t you show everyone your hair?

[Kei]

Tahdah~

[Pres]

So nice ^^ (apparently only Pres thinks so… -.-)
Why don’t you share your barber experience with everyone?


[Kei]

Ok... Shuo lai hua chang...

When I was a noober noob, I had orange hair...




[Audience]

*silence*

[Kei]

Kk... It doesn't make sense... See illustration below...

Then I decided to dye my hair... But I was too poor to afford professional service so i got the henesys hair shop assistant to dye it for me...





And it turned out like this...

It looks horribly like a brinjal… But I think it's still ok...
Anyway what can I do? Haiz… What’s done is done…





Then after some time I decided to go for haircut… Again no money to get professional treatement… I went back to the same assistant (stupid me) to get my hair done… Then the freak idiot shaved everything off…

I couldn’t stand it… I mean, PURPLE BOTAK LEHZ!!!
So I spent more money to get hair extension… TT-TT





And this is the long winded history of my makeover…

[Pres]

ZZzzZzZzzzzZzzz……

[Kei]

Oi, are you listening or not?

[Pres]

*Wakes up* Huh finish le ar? Okok… And that’s all for this session! Byez Kei… Good luck on your mapling adventures… ^^

[Kei]

What the session ends now??? I still wanna stay on!!





[Pres]

If we end now you can go train lehz…

[Kei]

[Pres]

.......
And this marks the end of yet another senseless and meaningless post!

Violence VS Sadistic Violence

[Insert the Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro Chan opening theme here]

I am so not going to continue watching... Whoever created/ thought of/ came up with the show is seriously sick...